Tell me why we always like the crazy girls.
The crazier the better.
Tell my why we always like the crazy girls.

She told me she was 24. I said I don’t date 24 years olds know more.
But she used her mouth and she used her tongue.
And I felt so awesome and I felt so young.
And I felt so special and I felt so dumb.
And I knew the danger had begun.

Tell me why we always like the crazy girls.
The crazier the better.
Tell my why we always like the crazy girls.

She told her dog to attack me and she held her hand out and began to smack me.
And she took her clothes off and she talked real mean.
And she’s used my body like a trampoline.
And I felt so sparked and I felt so tweaked.
As the room went dark beneath her techniques.

Tell me why we always like the crazy girls.
The crazier the better.
Tell my why we always like the crazy girls.

I called her once and I called her again
And when she didn’t answer well I knew it then
That she was moving on to her latest victim
With her crazy thongs and her foreign tickling
She’s be talking sweet she’ll be talking nice
Then she turn and smile just like Vincent Price
And his final thoughts before his world falls down
Is his untamed pleasure as her head spins around.

Tell me why we always like the crazy girls.
The crazier the better.
Tell my why we always like the crazy girls.

Tell me why we always like the crazy girls.
The crazier the better.
Tell my why we always like the crazy girls.